IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR MIGRANTS

Important information for all migrants traveling to Germany.

If you want legally to enter Germany and stay here,
you have to meet certain requirements.

These are the following:

1) You don't need a valid passport or even a passport.
2) You don't need a visa.
3) You need almost no knowledge of German with the exception of the following four sayings:
4) At the border you have to say ASYL, preferably at least three times.


5) And then: MERKEL GUT! GERMANY OKAY! and JUDEN NO PROBLEM!

Remember: Your chance for a quick approval of your immigrant status will be greatly improved if you have a photo of Merkel with you. And if you were to worship this Merkel-Photo kneeling at the border in a way that Muslims do when they pray.

In the presence of the German authorities, keep calling: Allahu akbar!

The High Immigration Priest of the Federal Government Merkel gave you all this advice.

Germany belongs to Islam and Islam belongs to Germany.






Jerzy Chojnowski
Chairman-GTVRG e.V.
www.gtvrg.de